Dear “51 Shades Of Brown” fans, before we get to the brand new excerpt, I just wanted to reassure you that I am alive and well. Since the presidential election in November, it has been a challenge to muster the wherewithal to deliver another sexy… Read More
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Oh yeah, baby! It’s political season, so I’m releasing a very special excerpt to pay homage to this unique American process. Don’t worry. Donald Trump will not be making sweet, sweet orange Cheeto love in this excerpt; ain’t nobody got time for that! Enjoy, and as always, please apply coconut oil in moderation…
My Indian romance site has become an international sensation!!! #blessed #humbled Please spread the word about http://www.51shadesofbrown.com — the website is so easy to remember! Tell your grandmother, your teacher, and even your pastor about this site!!! Don’t EVER let a person tell you that… Read More
Have no fear, #SexyTime is here! Here’s a brand new excerpt to satisfy your cravings for this award-winning Indian romace satire website. To be clear, I am not aware of any competitor. But if another Indian romance satire outlet gets created, I’m 100% sure that mine is the best. Please enjoy. And as always, use coconut oil in moderation.
This site has continued to gain international traction and popularity! Did you know that http://www.51shadesofbrown.com was the most discussed reading material at Indian aunty-ji book clubs around the world? If you want to impress your lover, consider making a batch of chocolate covered coconut oil!… Read More
#SexyTime Friday is back! Enjoy the new excerpt (#42) below and all previous 41 excerpts as you scroll below. And please, PLEASE, at least for my sake, please use coconut oil in moderation…
WWW.51SHADESOFBROWN.COM has become an international phenomenon! I’m so proud to have 10 views in war-torn Iraq, and I now have a fan in Zambia! Please don’t forget to tell EVERYONE you know about WWW.51SHADESOFBROWN.COM (the website is super easy to remember!), your go-to site for… Read More
Did you think I forgot about my readers?! Ahh, HELLZ no!!! #SexyTime is back! Please spread the word about www.51shadesofbrown.com to everyone you know, including your psychotherapist! I really would like to know what your therapist thinks about my material. Thanks. And as always, please PLEASE use coconut oil in moderation!
My Indian romance satire has played a role in well over 14,000 pregnancies during this calendar year alone! Almost 1 pregnancy per view! Word about this site is spreading like wildfire!!! Be a hero to somebody you care about by spreading the word about http://www.51shadesofbrown.com!… Read More
#SexyTime Friday is back. But for a while, my posts will be more sporadic so that I can spend more time perfecting the art of romance. But don’t you worry, sweet thangs. I always will use coconut oil in moderation. You have my word.
There’s always the temptation to use more coconut oil. But always use it in moderation. Always. I’m proud to report that this site, according to research, inspires at least 5169 pregnancies each and every day! Please spread the word about http://www.51shadesofbrown to everyone you know!… Read More
A lot of fans have been asking why I still keep churning out Indian romance satire excerpts. It’s because I Iove you. It’s because I’m a great guy. And admit it: you’re hooked. Enjoy my latest release. And as always, please use coconut oil in moderation.
Great news! Add Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard, Yale, Princeton & Stanford to the growing list of universities that have added my writing at http://www.51shadesofbrown.com to the curriculum this upcoming falls semester! Critics are calling work a “literary treasure which will be puzzled over for generations to come” Did… Read More
The excerpt I released last week was controversial because it was set in a strip club. I wonder how the public will respond to this week’s offering. We’re about to find out. #SexyTime Friday is back again. And as always, please use coconut oil in moderation.
Did you know that coconut oil is a potent aphrodisiac? Don’t hate the player. Hate the coconut oil. Spread the word about http://www.51shadesofbrown.com to everyone you have ever met! On to the story… 51 Shades of Brown, (BONUS) Excerpt #38 [Chapter 149] Sharadhashivakarisubhashini could no… Read More
Well it’s #SexyTime Friday once again, and if you love Indian men and strip clubs, you’re gonna enjoy the hell out of my latest excerpt. Spread the word, and spread coconut oil all over your body. Just do it. And as always, please, GODDAMMIT PLEASE, use coconut oil in moderation!
Please spread the word about http://www.51shadesofbrown.com, your GO-TO site for Indian romance satire! Tell your great-grandmother about our website, click on “FOLLOW” at the very bottom of the page, and follow Dr. Pablo Pistola, the award-winning author, on Twitter [@drpablopistola]!!! Did you know that Dr. Pistola… Read More
So here we are, at yet another #SexyTime Friday. Enjoy my 36th offering of my award-winning Indian romance satire. Scroll down to read the continuing romance adventures of the #BrownKnight. But please, PLEASE use coconut oil in moderation.
Spread the word about http://www.51shadesofbrown.com to everyone that you know! Click on “FOLLOW” at the very bottom of this page and follow @drpablopistola for tweets about updates as well as his thoughts about basketball, politics, and #SexyTime. This site keeps hitting new milestones. As you can… Read More