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51 Shades of Brown, (BONUS) Excerpt #15 [Chapter 66]
Watching his body rhythmically rise, fall, rise, fall, and rise yet again lulled her into a state of hypnosis. She wished this moment were frozen time, locked forever to capture this voyeuristic delight.
Oh, to be able to watch this motion in perpetuity! 
She had navigated through the sweltering heat, the arid desert air, and a sea of projectile tumbleweeds to enter this familiar West Texas saloon through the swinging doors, and now her eyes were immediately focused on the exotic specimen. Emma-Jean Becky-Sue Mary-Jo Gracie-Hope Mary-Lou Betty-Jo Bethy-Lee Betty-Sue Sue-Ellen Anna-May Wendy-Sue Maggie-May Clara-Sue Harley-Ray Ruby-Jean Ellie-May Sue-Sue Bessie-May Smith had never seen anyone conquer a mechanical bull with such grace. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram adorned his dark cowboy hat, embroidered shirt, skin tight jeans & leather boots to seamlessly blend in with the native Texan patrons of this remote oasis.
mechanical bull 
Many rangers who had stolen her heart in the past also had mustaches, but this was by far the most magnificent upper lip hair she had ever seen. The immaculate symmetry. The fullness of the tufts. The dazzling shimmers from the coconut oil sheen. His bolo tie rocked to and fro as his body majestically undulated. She only knew skin as pale and fair as her own, so his mocha color filled her with intrigue. She found herself daydreaming about the stark contrast in skin tones if their bodies were to press against each other; the hue of dark chocolate enveloped by milky white snow beneath her daisy duke shorts. 
Emma-Jean Becky-Sue Mary-Jo Gracie-Hope Mary-Lou Betty-Jo Bethy-Lee Betty-Sue Sue-Ellen Anna-May Wendy-Sue Maggie-May Clara-Sue Harley-Ray Ruby-Jean Ellie-May Bessie-May Smith became consumed with imagining possible maneuvers he could attempt on her using the lasso rope which flailed with each jolt of the mechanical bull.
The saddle glistened with a coat of coconut oil that continued to drip from every pore on his exposed skin. Despite years of watching cattle ranchers corral wild bulls, she had never before witnessed such supreme command. She gently applied the accruing condensation on her beer bottle to the growing beads of sweat on her forehead. As Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram tamed this contraption which had thwarted every single powerful man before him, she realized how he would also tame her by whispering into her ears while straddling her.
She would be his conquest. She would submit to his every command. Her seduction was unbridled.
In what appeared to her as slow motion, Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram glanced right at Emma-Jean Becky-Sue Mary-Jo Gracie-Hope Mary-Lou Betty-Jo Bethy-Lee Betty-Sue Sue-Ellen Anna-May Wendy-Sue Maggie-May Clara-Sue Harley-Ray Ruby-Jean Ellie-May Sue-Sue Bessie-May Smith, offering her a suggestive smile and gentle wink. 
At that moment she knew she would lay with him in the desert tonight, with a billion stars all around…
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Dr Pablo Pistola had become increasingly dissatisfied with satisfaction-based forces in medicine. He felt like a doctor without a purpose. He subsequently embarked on a 7 year twerking quest in the Himalayan foothills to find his true calling. During this journey, he realized that he has a secret talent: his immense knowledge about women. He understands them. Legend has it that he can size up a woman’s soul in a mere instant. He didn’t ask for these powers. But with great powers come great responsibilities. So Dr Pablo Pistola (double-board certified in Love Medicine & Romance Medicine, with fellowship training in Seduction Medicine) has been dabbling in satirical erotic writing. And if satirical erotic writing can offer a viable exit strategy from medicine, then the world will be a better place. His responsibility is to bring the stories of lust to you. He also is an avid life-long Miami Heat fan. Dr Pistola’s medical satire contributions: Twitter: @drpablopistola

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