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51 Shades of Brown, (BONUS) Excerpt #37 [Chapter 146]
This private moment promised to be different. She felt a glimmer of hope that she would ultimately experience genuine fulfillment for the first time in what seemed like years. Amid the hedonistic debauchery and pretentious excess plaguing the world famous Las Vegas casino hotel strip, the companionship which she had earned made this isolated “Champagne Room” within the strip club seemed like the calm eye of a hurricane.
Lafonda Aaliyah Trinity Destiny Ebony Tamika Lakisha Nakisha Smith and Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaraon sat on a velvet sofa in this VIP section staring into each other’s eyes and offering one another crooked smiles. This should have felt awkward.
But it didn’t. Not one bit.
Sure, they could feel the reverberations of the bass from music blasting on the other side of the wall in the main stage area.
Yet the room felt silent. All they needed was their unique intimacy.
She had walked with him to this quiet recess expecting there to be a sultry lap dance, and perhaps even more. But his desire to just…talk…was so refreshing.
Almost as refreshing as his aroma of curry and coconut oil which drowned out the stench of cigarettes, spilled alcohol, and broken dreams which had been marinating in this chamber for years.
Lafonda Aaliyah Trinity Destiny Ebony Tamika Lakisha Nakisha Smith thanked her lucky stars that, coincidentally, none of the other strippers had brought their clients to this reclusive area at the same time.
They were in their own world.
“You don’t have to do this anymore, Lafonda Aaliyah Trinity Destiny Ebony Tamika Lakisha Nakisha” whispered Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram. “You should expect more from yourself. You are a delicate rose bud that only requires nurturing and support in order to blossom into a stunning, radiant flower.”
His way with words made her heart melt.
Moreover, his infinite wisdom rang true. Las Vegas had the capacity to chew up and spit out anyone who dared to consider conquering the desert metropolis.
As the saying goes, the house always wins.
She had come to Las Vegas hoping to escape the realities of her life, but these maneuvers thinly-veiled the truth that her life had hit rock bottom.
Lafonda Aaliyah Trinity Destiny Ebony Tamika Lakisha Nakisha Smith thought about the sacrifices of Martin Luther King, Jr. It crystallized in her mind that the struggle is real. So real. The election of President Barack Obama made her realize just how far her people had come, but her current state of affairs forced her to consider that she was disappointing her forefathers.
This Indian man had rocked her to the core. His reassuring tone of voice made her reevaluate her station in life. She could do so much better. She did have potential. She didn’t have to lower her standards and remain in this shady exotic dance club.
Her train of thought was interrupted when she noticed a glistening bead of coconut oil dripping from his glorious thick black mustache and dribbling down to his upper lip, subsequently nestling below a fragment of garlic from his chicken curry lunch.
Lafonda Aaliyah Trinity Destiny Ebony Tamika Lakisha Nakisha Smith giggled, extended her finger toward his lip to dab the greasy droplet, and then seductively transferred the finger into her own moist mouth.
The flavor of garlic and masala overwhelmed her.
Lafonda Aaliyah Trinity Destiny Ebony Tamika Lakisha Nakisha Smith began to breathe more heavily and audibly groan. She had met many Indian men before. Most were socially-awkward, sexually-repressed engineers who could only have vibrant discussions about computer software innovations. She had never met an Indian man like this until now.
“You must be hungry. Here…” offered Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, sensing that his Indian spices had stimulated her palate. He reached down and presented a Ziploc sandwich bag filled with pakoras which he had prepared earlier on his lunch break. She pried open the plastic bag, pulled out one of the fried vegetable morsels, placed it on her tongue, and chewed the oily appetizer.
She started to uncontrollably moan as her body grew limp, never having before experienced such a potent blend of savory spices.
She wanted him so fucking much. She could no longer control herself. Lafonda Aaliyah Trinity Destiny Ebony Tamika Lakisha Nakisha Smith had never felt so vibrant and liberated.
“He wants to save me,” she thought to herself. And goddamn, she was going to let herself be saved by the Brown Knight.
Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram offered a wry grin and said “I know our time is almost up, so why don’t we get down to the lap dance just for the hell of it?”
Lafonda Aaliyah Trinity Destiny Ebony Tamika Lakisha Nakisha Smith enthusiastically nodded as the Brown Knight leaned forward and whispered “Say my name” to her.
She uttered “2Cheekz” as he stood up before her and spread her legs in order to allow him to assume his position as the male stripper ready to grind against her body. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, whose stage name was 2Cheekz, ranked as the most high-end male exotic dancer on the planet, and she had paid well over $25,000 US dollars from her annual bonus just to have to opportunity to feel his hairy, oily body press against hers.
As he stood in front of her in his custom made speedo, with leopard pattern print on the front and a Miami Heat logo on the back, he gave a subtle nod to the Champagne Room bouncer who began to play the song “Pour Some Sugar On Me” by Def Leppard.
While the musical selection started to rock the VIP section, Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram turned back and whispered to Lafonda Aaliyah Trinity Destiny Ebony Tamika Lakisha Nakisha Smith “Sugar and spice makes everything nice…”
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