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Ladies and gentlemen, did you honestly think I’d let you down by forgetting to release a new excerpt for my eager followers to voraciously read?! HA! Think again! It’s #SexyTime Friday, so get lubed up for another episode of the romantic adventures of The Brown Knight. And as always, please use coconut oil in moderation.

Please spread the word about http://www.51shadesofbrown to everyone you know! Click on “FOLLOW” at the very bottom, share the site on Facebook, and retweet the link on Twitter. And have you ever wanted to follow an award-winning author on Twitter?! Well you CAN by following… Read More

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The Brown Knight sprayed his coconut oil on women internationally over the past few weeks. Many of these women were quite powerful, indeed. But Mother India is Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram’s homeland, where he returns to plant his seeds. It’s Friday night, and the mood is right. #SexyTime. As always, please use coconut oil in moderation.

This is how we doooooo iiiiiiiiiiiit! Please don’t forget to read all 33 excerpts by scrolling down! “FOLLOW” this site all the way at the bottom for updates about new excerpt releases. Follow the author on Twitter (@drpablopistola). And tell your grandmothers about http://www.51shadesofbrown.com! 51… Read More

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So this excerpt release is a bit late, but I was at a happy hour yada yada yada…But it *IS* #SexyTime. Don’t forget to FOLLOW this site (scroll down to the very bottom of this page). Even the most powerful women lust over an Indian man…

Yes, I knew that once this site became popular, alas, I would be hunted. After excerpt #27, Bieber came after me. Two weeks ago after I released excerpt #31, the British authorities attacked me. And just this past week, the Secret Service had the audacity… Read More

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The Brown Knight’s romance adventures have taken him to Spain, France & the United Kingdom over the last few weeks. Now where will he go?! Read my latest excerpt below to find out. And to read all 31 earlier excerpts, please scroll down. Don’t forget to FOLLOW this site (all the way at the bottom of the page) and follow Dr Pablo Pistola (@drpablopistola) on Twitter. Spread the word! And as always, please use coconut oil in moderation…

  I’ve told all of my readers this before, but as this site becomes increasingly popular, I become a target. A few weeks ago, Justin Bieber came after me (about excerpt #27). And after last week’s excerpt, the British embassy had the audacity to call… Read More

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My lawyers tried to throw their bodies in front of me releasing tonight’s excerpt, claiming that the person involved in the tale was “powerful beyond measure” — but I stood tall against fear. I continue to bring you the unfettered story of the Brown Knight and his adventures in romance. Coconut oil has given me strength. And, as always, please PLEASE use coconut oil in moderation. Its #SexyTime Friday. Enjoy.

Tell everyone about http://www.51shadesofbrown.com! My lawyers are understandably skittish after the recent fiasco with Justin Bieber based on his involvement in excerpt #27 (to read about how that little punk threatened me and tried to strongarm me into deleting the excerpt, please scroll down to read… Read More

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So my post is a little later than usual, but it’s still #SexyTime Friday! Please FOLLOW this site by entering your email address all the way at the bottom of this page, and follow Dr Pablo Pistola on Twitter (@drpablopistola)! One other update: Justin Bieber and I are actually patching things up after our little spat from a couple of weeks ago (see the prior posts below)! By now, you all realize that the Brown Knight is an international man of mystery. It’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright; he makes moves with coconut oil in mysterious ways…

Justin Bieber and I are getting acquainted with each other now after burying the hatchet from our earlier dispute. 51 Shades of Brown, (BONUS) Excerpt #30 [Chapter 122]  Pressure. This was the first time she had ever experienced pressure in this realm, which had been… Read More

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Thanks for all the support from my fans through this ongoing battle with Justin Bieber. I also appreciate the feedback regarding last week’s excerpt, which unveiled the coconut oil lubrication process which had previously been shrouded in mystery. I have been tweeting at some of you individually to update you all, but my readership has grown so much that it’s impossible to keep that up. Please FOLLOW me on twitter (@drpablopistola) for updates regarding new excerpts, and “FOLLOW” this site by scrolling all the way down and entering your email address for notifications. #SexyTime Friday is back, and the Brown Knight’s romance adventures continue. Please use coconut oill responsibly. And always use coconut oil in moderation. Always.

After this site surpassed the 10,000 view mark by my growing number of international fans, I’ve been targeted by Justin Bieber for my portrayal of him in excerpt #27. But the little punk has backed off after I flexed my muscles at him and his band of… Read More

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What a week! If you weren’t following me on Twitter (@drpablopistola), Justin Bieber and his band of expensive lawyers weren’t pleased with my portrayal of him in excerpt #27 last Friday. So they threatened me, yada yada. The little punk even started following me on Twitter before I blocked his scrawny ass. Anyway, I want to thank all of my LOYAL readers who supported me through this mad drama. And as always, please use coconut oil in moderation…

I’ve had 10,000 views, and counting. Spread the word about http://www.51shadesofbrown.com to everyone, including your mother, grandmothers & neighbors! Can you believe this little punk?! If Bieber wants a fight, I’ll give him one. He picked the wrong dude to threaten… 51 Shades of Brown, (BONUS) Excerpt #28… Read More

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It’s Friday night. And the mood is right. #SexyTime. First, I’d like to thank all of you for spreading the word about WWW.51SHADESOFBROWN.COM to everyone. This week marked the 10,000th view. Coconut oil is spreading, y’all. It’s a world-wide phenomenon. As always, use coconut oil in moderation

Please spread the word about http://www.51shadesofbrown.com via Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, text, email, and carrier pigeon. Let’s take a moment to appreciate that my writing has offered a respite to readers in war-torn nations (e.g. 5 views in Iraq). You’re welcome, world. Don’t hate the player. Hate… Read More

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It’s #SexyTime Friday again, and I’m happy to get your weekend kick-started with a new Indian romance satire excerpt, my devoted followers. Please FOLLOW at the very bottom to receive alerts about new updates, and tell absolutely everyone you know about WWW.51SHADESOFBROWN.COM, including your grandmother. Definitely tell grandma. She needs the excitement. And as always, please use coconut oil in moderation…

Don’t hate the player. Hate the coconut oil. 51 Shades of Brown, (BONUS) Excerpt #26 [Chapter 104] Panchaliayushmatibaijayanthirangana entered into a zen state. Every muscle fiber of her body had relaxed. The tension of needing to prepare the next 782-step South Indian meal in her… Read More