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51 Shades of Brown, (BONUS) Excerpt #11 [Chapter 51]
A brief panic of claustrophobia overwhelmed Nilanjanaparvanichandrimarupali, as the entire art classroom teemed full of fertile women at optimal childbearing age. Many students were forced to position their easels in the hallway with merely an obstructed view, yet nothing could dampen the buzz among the desperate females. The murmurs of the audience came to a sudden halt as Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram stood up on the platform in the centre of the chamber, and his velvet robe dropped down around his ankles. Only a flurry of audible gasps interrupted the deafening silence.

But the students were ill-prepared for his next maneuver: his hands massaged his magnificent mustache, thereby extracting copious amounts of coconut oil, which he then rubbed over every contour of his glistening nude body. His chocolate brown nipples grew erect as he applied the lubricant under his tufts of chest hair.

Not one spectator even dared to respond, nay — even interrupt her fixed gaze, as a student in the front row placed the back of her hand across her forehead and fainted, sending her body cascading toward the classroom floor.

Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram then gently whispered to his thunderstruck pupils “Mujhē raṅga” [“Paint me“].

Holding his pose, he looked towards his protégé Nilanjanaparvanichandrimarupali. She raised her paintbrush, dabbed with mocha-colored oil paint, but resisted contact with the canvas when she realized that her hands were uncontrollably trembling…

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Dr Pablo Pistola had become increasingly dissatisfied with satisfaction-based forces in medicine. He felt like a doctor without a purpose. He subsequently embarked on a 7 year twerking quest in the Himalayan foothills to find his true calling. During this journey, he realized that he has a secret talent: his immense knowledge about women. He understands them. Legend has it that he can size up a woman’s soul in a mere instant. He didn’t ask for these powers. But with great powers come great responsibilities. So Dr Pablo Pistola (double-board certified in Love Medicine & Romance Medicine, with fellowship training in Seduction Medicine) has been dabbling in satirical erotic writing. And if satirical erotic writing can offer a viable exit strategy from medicine, then the world will be a better place. His responsibility is to bring the stories of lust to you. He also is an avid life-long Miami Heat fan. Dr Pistola’s medical satire contributions: http://www.gomerblog.com/author/drpablopistola/ Twitter: @drpablopistola

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